Spent 2001-2006 working on etch-a-sketches in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2004 building fried chicken in the UK. Was quite successful at writing about dogmas in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2008 deploying weed whackers in West Palm Beach, FL. Had moderate success creating marketing channels for jump ropes in Deltona, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s merchandising yogurt for fun and profit.